this is maybe the best song ever recorded

90′s kids will get this

“that rat-faced bitch of an old man next door finally cut his spotlight off this morning” - text from my mom

Lou, we hardly knew ye

Duck Phillips was performing oral sex on Freddy Rumsen while Pete Campbell watched, helpless to stop the act (or perhaps merely unwilling). Meanwhile, in his office, Don Draper was seated at his desk, furiously outlining copy for an upcoming campaign like a man possessed. He paused and surveyed his work. “Yes,” he said. “This will be a nice ad, I think.”

shopmidnightrider:

Robert Redford wearing Nudie Cohn suit
The Electric Horseman , 1979

1. Found $100 in the gutter, that’s good

2. Two days ago, a man at the end of my block murdered his wife and is currently a fugitive, that’s bad

Big important man in the publishing world

Bushwick

I moved to Bushwick, near Irving Square Park, two months ago. I’ve had several packages stolen, and there’s a lot of carefree public urination. I’ve also noticed an above-average number of deaf people here.

Final score (on a scale of 10):

Moving back to Sunnyside/10

“Thanks God” indeed

It can’t possibly be a good omen to see a homeless woman’s old withered ass and pussy first thing in the morning on the subway